Chavez’ folly: He owns and controls everything, but they don’t work. It can only get worse

October 21, 2008


On Sunday,
Venezuela
had its third large
scale blackout
of the year. Blackouts occur daily all over the country, but
these large scale ones are a new phenomenon which coincidentally has occurred just
a year after the Government took over all of the private electricity companies
in the country.


As has been the case in each one, the word “sabotage”
was mentioned immediately by a number of Government officials, but as usual,
there is no evidence of that. Yesterday the Head of the Government’s
power company admitted
it was a bad adjustment in the protection system that led to the blackout, while
the usual fanatics, such as the President of the Electric Power workers union,
who doubles as a pro-Chavez Deputy of the National Assembly, continued talking
about sabotage. Meanwhile the Prosecutor detained the three workers responsible
for the bad adjustment.

In fact, the President himself praised the speed
with which electricity was restored as evidence of the effectiveness of the
state’s electric power system. Unfortunately Chavez said that it only
took 15 minutes for power to be restored. This must have been for the Presidential
palace because I certainly had no lights for over two hours and some parts of
the country had to wait as much as six hours to see the light. A Government
official actually said about four hours after the blackout that it had been
restored in 80% of the country contradicting the President or those that suck
up to him by hiding the truth.

So the pantomime continues, while Hugo Chavez
promises a refinery one day, a pipeline the next and to solve the electricity
problem before the end of the year, nothing happens. A government that does not
believe in know how and expertise. Who thinks that anyone can do any job
(including being president) is setting back the country a few decades. The
money that should have been used to improve the electric power infrastructure
of the country was instead used to satisfy another whim by the autocrat. He spent
a couple of billion US dollars buying out perfectly functioning electric private
companies, while the rest of the power system own by the Government deteriorated.
Just
look
at the power generation plant Planta Centro, a 2 GW plant owned and
run by CADAFE, the state’s electric company.  

So, the Government spent money on buying working
companies when oil was high, rather than invest in repairing or building new
electrical infrastructure.

Substitute electric power for oil, telecom, water
services, whatever you like and you know what may happen. Of course, in Chavez’
folly oil will stabilize around US$ 100 per barrel, but guess what, it ain’t
happening, as the Venezuelan oil basket hit US$ 68 last week, down to the
levels that gave the Government so much problems in 2007, except that the cost
of producing Venezuelan oil is up from around US$ 21 per barrel to US$ 28 per
barrel during that period:


Some special Species

October 20, 2008

 

This is my very special Cattleya Violacea, not only is it free flowering, but this time it sent up two shoots with ten flowers (six and four) as shown on the left. This despite the fact that we crossed it in April with Cattleya Violacea “Muse” and I removed the fruit two weeks ago. On the right a close up of the six flowers.

   
Above left you can see what good sahep and color thisf Violacea has. On the right a Cattleya Phalenopiss Ever Spring Light

   
On the left is the first flowering a Cattleya Jenmanii Kathy x Color which I bougth from Xavier Caballero. On the right is the “small” flower which is large.

  
Above is the second flower of the Cattleya Jenmanii above, I have placed a brand new pencil behind it so people can see how large it is. On the right is Blc. Morning Glory x Lc. Bonansa

  
Two pictures of the same unidentified Dendrobium. I love these.


Eduardo sends some great pictures of species

October 19, 2008

Eduardo M. sends some very nice pictures of Venezuelan and Brazilian species.
   

Spectacular specimen plant of Cattleya Percivaliana on the left and a very large, overlapped Cattleya Percivaliana on the right.

   

Nice Cattleya Jenmanii on the left. Cattleya Walkeriana from Brazil on the right.

   

Another Cattleya Percivaliana on the left with a very nice lip and Oncidium Onustum on the right.


The Miami Venezuelan Maletagate trial part XV: Kauffman gives details of corruption rackets, nothing will be investigated in Venezuela

October 19, 2008


Co-conspirator Carlos Kauffmann who has pleaded guilty of
being an agent for the Venezuelan Government in trying to cover up the origin
of the 800,000 dollars in Antoninis suitcase, testified on Friday without the
jury being present. As explained well by Javier Caceres in Notiven, the reason
for this testimony is that the judge will allow the defense to tell the jury
that Duran was entrapped by the FBI into committing a crime, which the
prosecution wants to counteract by showing that Duran had a long history of
corruption and services with the Chavez Government and trying to fix the
Antonini problem was just a natural continuation of Durans record.

What the Prosecutor had the judge do was give details on
the earlier statements by Kauffmann on the many ways they made money off
corrupt officials in the current Venezuelan Government. This had been included
in an earlier affidavit discussed
here in this blog
, but this time Kauffmann gave a lot more details,
including many names.  El Nacional has
made a diagram
of all of the links and connections of the people involved
with Maletagate with Government officials in Venezuela and Argentina.

Kauffman began talking about the National Guard. He
mentioned sic names including General Victor Jose Molina who has denied doing “business
with Kauffmann, but did admit knowing him. He said these people handled the
finances and purchasing within the National Guard. We were their bankers¨ said
Kauffmann. We handled millions of dollars for them, charging them 10%, which I
would divide with Duran. We handled millions in cash said Kauffmann.

With the Governor of Cojedes Johnny Yanez Rangel,
Kauffmann said he had a long history. Recall that Yanez Rangel was part of a
protest in front of the US Embassy when Kauffmann was detained, where he
defended his entrepreneur friends and that local reporter Leocenis Garcia
showed that it was Kauffmann who paid Yanez vacation at the luxurious Llao
Llao hotel in Bariloche, Argentina.

According to Kauffmann, they would direct the deposits
from Cojedes State to Bancoro, a regional bank, charging 10% of which the
Governor would get a 30% kickback. They would hold and manage that 30% for the
Governor and charge him 10% for it pr year, which Kauffmann would split with
Duran. Duran and Kauffmann also got contracts for public works of the order of
US$ 10 million of which they would kick back 10-15% to the Governor.

In Vargas State, the same one that was destroyed by mudslide
in 200 and has never recovered (but remains rabidly Chavista, go figure!), they
would also direct deposits to Bancoro and kick back 40-50% to the Governor, who
they gave 250,000 US dollars for his campaign. They also executed US$ 30
million in public works, of which they would give the Governor directly 10-15%
and Governor Rodriguez would take care of distributing around to other
officials.

On the Citibank building Kauffman said that it was not a
great deal. They bought it for US$ 4.5 million and sold t two weeks later to
the Ministry of Finance for US$ 9.5 million. Kauffmann said they had to pay off
not only Minister of Finance Tobias Nobrega, but also Jesus Bermudez, Alejandro
Dopazos and Lenin Aguilera. Recall that Bermudez was caught arriving in Miami
in a private airplane with US$ 40,000 in cash for Christmas Gifts in another sign
of how the revolution has lost touch with reality. Kauffmann said he did not
mind making only US$ 200,000-300,000 on this deal, because it helped them gain
the trust of the Ministry officials and later they bought bonds for US$ 50 million,
which they later sold for US$ 100 million, paying off the Ministry officials
US$ 25 million in kickbacks.

Kauffmann also mentioned the Ministry of Education and Fogade;
the latter has been involved with a number of corruption cases, which actually led to the firing
of its Head Jesus Caldera Infante. Among other jewels, Caldera Infante gave
about US$ 50 million to a manager purportedly representing a foreign bank. The
man was shot dead in Caracas and the money was never found.

Kauffmann said that Duran and him got paid for directing
deposits to Banesco, Banco Federal, Bancoro, Banco Bolivar and Banco Canarias.
Some of these banks said that this was false and that Kauffmann had no account in
them. Well, everyone knows how official deposits are moved around the country
and I can assure you all payments are made in cash, no accounts needed.
Remember I wrote
a long post about this racket
in 2005.(Funny Kauffmann did not talk about his role in selling bonds to local banks, that was another swindle he was known to participate very actively in)

Finally testified that the Government asked them to fix
the Maletagate problem and they willingly did it because this would get them
future deals and protect their property. In fact, the Government has seized the
shares Kauffmann and Duran had in petrochemical company Venoco as part of the
local investigation which has yet to be made public and it is unclear what the
charges will be or who will be charged.

But so far, no investigation has been opened on the huge
number of Government Officials: Ministers, Governors, Generals, Head of
Intelligence and the like that have been accused of being part of the kickbacks
and corruption rackets. In any reasonable country the scandal would be huge and
the Prosecutors would be having a field day.

Not in Venezuela during the robolution.


At which point are Venezuela’s finances in trouble? Part I: Oil

October 17, 2008


Everyone wants to understand what the recent 50% drop in
oil prices means for Venezuela. The problem is that there are n simple answers
mainly due to the lack of transparency in the country’s numbers. There are two
approaches to this problem: In the first one, you can take what you believe in
and describe it, which is what I tend to do. The second approach is to present the “official” story and compare it to what analysts and your own logic may say.

In what follows I will try to follow largely the second
approach, that is relate what the official version of the numbers is and then
try to point out where the discrepancies and problems are, while trying to keep
it simple. I am actually repeating things I have said before on oil, but the
recent drop in prices suggests it is important to review it. To keep the
subjects separately I will cover only oil in this first part.

We were told yesterday that the 2009 budget set the price
of a barrel for the Venezuelan oil basket at US$ 60 per barrel. This number on
its own is meaningless, because you only get dollars for your exports.  That is the relevant number at the end
of the day.

Thus, you need to know:

Total Production

Subtract Internal Consumption

Subtract oil sold as part of intra Government treaties, or
at least figure out what fraction of that you get paid  for.

—Production

Here is problem number one:

PDVSA says production is around 3.15 million barrels per
day

The International Energy Agency and OPEC says productions
is around 2.45 million barrels of oil a day

No matter how you turn this one around, it is hard to
believe that OPEC is wrong, after all Venezuela is a member and has argued and
tried to change the number. Sadly, the 2.45 million number takes the country
back to 1997 in oil production.

—Internal
Consumption

This is the key:

Official number: 530,000 barrels of oil a day

My Estimate: 800,000 barrels a day

Ramon Espinasa’s estimate 750,000-800,000

Who is right?

Well, let’s look at the evidence: In 2001 PDVSA stated
that internal consumption was 510,000 barrels of oil a day.  Thus, PDVSA claims internal consumption
has gone up 20,000 barrels a day since 2001. But, between 2002 and 2007 the
Venezuelan economy supposedly grew by 44% and the number of vehicles increased
by 50%, the price of gasoline has drooped by more than 50% in real terms and the
price difference between Venezuela and Colombia is a factor of 30 (I take these
numbers from Espinasa).

Thus, it seems unbelievable that production has increased
by barely 20,000. My number comes from the increase in vehicles alone using
numbers from the car salesmen association.  

Clearly, the PDVSA number makes no sense.

—Exports
under Treaties

These are all official numbers for 2007 except China which
is official 2008:

Petrocaribe 138,000 barrels a day

Caracas Cooperation Agreement: 70,000 barrels a day

Argentina: 34,000 barrels a day

Cuba: 92,000 barrels a day

San Jose Pact: 80,000 barrels a day

China: 80,000 barrels a day

The problem here is that conditions vary. Cuba has two
years grace period plus long term cheap financing. Petrocaribe has 50% plus
long term cheap financing, as well as the San Jose Pact. China never pays, the
oil pays for projects, so that there is no cash flow for PDVSA. The total is
486,000 barrels of which 170,000 does not get paid, leaving 316,000 barrels,
only about half or 158,000 barrels of which gets paid and generates dollars for
the country and cash flow for PDVSA.

Thus, of the total left after local consumption, you
subtract 486,000 and then add 158,000

—Summary

With all of the above, the believable numbers are:

Production 2.45 million a day

Consumption-800,000 million barrels a day

This gives 1,650,000 barrels a day.

But you have to subtract 486,000 and then add 158,000.

Thus, the most likely number for Venezuela’s exports of
oil is:

1,322,000
barrels of oil a day

This would provide foreign currency revenues for the
country at the following levels:

Price (Billions of US$)

Revenues (Billions of US$)

100

 

48.25

 

 

90

 

43.43

 

 

80

 

38.60

 

 

70

 

33.78

 

 

60

 

28.95

 

 

50

 

24.13

 

 

 

I will use these numbers in the latter parts, but you see
the picture: Venezuela will import over US$ 50 billion this year. Of curse, the
country has other sources of foreign currencies, but the picture is not pretty
if the country can’t borrow abroad.


The Miami Venezuelan Maletagate trial part XIV: Various tidbits as trial wraps up

October 16, 2008

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The trial in Miami is winding up and
nothing major deserving a new article has really happened, but there have been
some loose ends that have to be mentioned for the record:

—Earlier, the Venezuelan
Prosecutor had ordered the assets of Maionica and Kauffmann seized, but had
curiously left defendant Franklin Duran out. None of them have been charged of
anything yet, but the Prosecutor made it look a little better ordering the
freeze of the assets of both Antonini and Duran.

According to an Argentinean newspaper, a customs agent that
was present when Guido Antonini went through customs with the US$ 800,000 in a
suitcase, has testified in Argentina
that other suitcases were allowed through without being checked.

—The judge in the
maletagate case said it will allow the defense to argue entrapment in the
case. Duran’s Attorney will argue that his client went to Miami
not as an agent of Venezuela
to help Guido Antonini, but to help him as a friend.

—Because of this
decision, the Prosecution has then
requested
that Carlos Kauffmann testify again before the trial ends. It was
believed that there would be no more witnesses, but the Prosecution wants to
present additional evidence to counteract the argument that Duran was acting
out of friendship.


Economic Ramblings

October 13, 2008

I haven’t blogged for too many reasons, from travel, to baseball, to simply no compelling reasons to blog on whether Chavez is right or wrong about people trying to kill him, or whether the opposition can, may or not win in November. Hearing the oppo you may think they have won already, but they still have work to do.

But I have read, heard and swallowed a lot of stuff about the economy, most of which is remarkably naive, ignorant and even besides the point.

I did read some remarkable statements from the Minister of Planning El Troudi, who seems to be in charge of the economy in the absence of Minister of Finance. According to this wizard, Venezuelans should bring their money back from the US to preserve its value. I am not sure what logic this man is following, but he certainly is not using math. Because a scant two months ago, the parallel swap rate, the only measure of a “free” market rate stood at Bs. 3.3 per US$ and it is now hoveri9ng around Bs. 5 per US dollar, which certainly does not sound very good. Even the euro has done better than that recently.

Moreover, in the US the deposit guarantee has been extended to US$ 250,000, something like 30 times the local guarantee. But the Minister does not seem to understand many facts:

First of all, if accounting of banks in Venezuela followed US rules, most banks in Venezuela will have gone under (not that they are not, somehow their accounting gets incredibly creative). Because you may have read that in the US you have to “mark to market”, i.e. register your investments at market prices. Well, not in Venezuela. Here, banks can classify investments at will as “held until maturity”. If you do that, you register it at 100%. Thus, if you bought Government bonds yielding 7% two years ago, today with the same bonds yielding 17%, you move them in “held until maturity” and voila, you don’t have to register a 20% loss in their value, which saves the day for all but the six or seven healthy banks in the country, who have no problem.

Then, there are the articles that claim Venezuela will weather the storm easily because it has saved so much in the last few years. I am not sure what type of spring roll, egg roll or lumpia these writers have been smoking, but somehow they add a lot of stuff but subtract very little.

On the addition part, somehow they always include international reserves as “savings: which as Quico has explained in his comments its sort of strange. After all, it is not the same to have US$ 35 billion in reserves, with US$ 35 billion in monetary liquidity, than to have the same amount with US$ 75 billion idity, like it is today.

Reserves guarantee the money in circulation. If you hold reserves constant and add to the money in circulation, you are in trouble. Thus, if you “add” everything, you should also subtract. Things like debt, for example, at some US$ 30 billion, nobody seems to take it into account. Or the money owed Cemex, Sidor, Banco de Venezuela, Petrozuata, Cerro Negro and whatever, a sum that adds up to US$ 15 billion very quickly, killing off almost all the money in Fonden and leaving just some US$ 4 billion in Bandes and FIEM. Of course, the US$ 18 billion in Fonden includes US$ 1.5 billion in Argentina’s Boden 15’s, purchased at 65 but which are worth 45 today. Or US$ 400 million in  Lehman Brothers which are worth about US$ 80 million and/or Venezuela’s bonds which can not be sold, because Fonden holds them at full value, rather than at market value.

But the truth is that foreign investors have little to worry about even if the recent panic suggests that Venezuela is about to default with the country’s 2010 bond yielding 20% in US dollars. Remarkable for a bond with only 22 months left before maturity. Such is the nature of panics.

But Venezuela will not default, because Venezuela only has US$ 1.5 billion coming due in 2010, another US$ 1.5 billi8on in 2011 and a similar amount in 2013. Peanuts for an oil producing country with oil even at US$ 60 per barrel.

The real problem is that Venezuela has been importing US$ 50-plus billions per year as the Government destroys local production. Thus, revenues in US$ are below imports already and it looks like oil has further to go. The problem is that the country can not issue debt to cover the deficit, like it did on 2007 when the average price of the country’s basket was US$ 67, the country ran a huge deficit, which  it covered issuing debt, both by PDVSA and the country.

And the other real problem is that this is hitting you as inflation is at 50% per food, 70% of which is imported by now and 35% in inflation for the overall CPI.

Thus, foreign investors will get paid, because the country needs them and the amounts due are miniscule in the scale of problems. But local survivors, including the mass of “people” that Chavez claims to love, will be obliterated by the upcoming devaluation, which will allow the Government to live another day, but throwing some steroids into the structural inflation to insure food goes up 75% in 2009 (optimsistically) and the general, improved CPI hits 50%.

Of course, the Government will not have the US$ 9 billion it used in lowering the parallel swap rate in the first half of 2008, much of it wasted in keeping it artificially low (Bs. 6 was too high, Bs. 3.3 was too low). So by now, we are at Bs. 5 per dollar, add ten dollars down on oil and a devaluation and can Bs. 7-9 be out of whack?

I don’t think so. In fact, I am sure we will see a devaluation to Bs. 3 in early 2009 which will fuel the swap market even beyond my pessimistic predictions.

And I don’t even think that US$ 60 per barrel is sustainable. I just think that an incompetent Government like the one we have will screw up again and will need another huge boost in oil prices to have them and the “people” survive. And I do mean survive. When money runs out, there will be shortages and all that money spent in buying out existing concerns for ideological purposes will be needed elsewhere. Excpet it will not be available.

And Chavez will blame the Empire, the IMF or whatever. But it is he and his team that should resign after ten years of incredible destructive power.

And as in previous crises, it is the poor that will suffer, as the well to do with savings in US$ will be able to change at the higher rate, proving once againt the perverse effect of inflation on the poor.

But we knew that ten years ago and after US$ 800 billion in revenues, nothing has really changed under revolutionary management.


The Miami Venezuelan Maletagate trial part XIII: The defense calls a friendly and unethical witness to help Duran

October 9, 2008

It sort of gets tiring writing about Venezuela. Everything
has become so bizarre, a parody of a country and life. Yesterday it was our
parody of Maxwell Smart and the Government’s accusations of Guido Antonini
being a CIA/FBI agent. Today, it is the defense
calling on Duran’s buddy,
which seems like calling Al Capone’s second in command to vouch for him in
Court. The whole thing is sort of like watching the debate or the parody of the
debate of a certain vice-presidential candidate, after a while you can’t
distinguish between the real thing and the parody.

You see, Duran’s defense called on his buddy to testify that
In Venezuela having an intelligence identity card is normal. That to get ahead
you have to use influences. At least that was his view of the world. According
to the view of the world of this friend of Duran, who owns the duty free stores
at the country’s airports (a bad signal in itself, Maiquetia airport has been remodelled almost every year of the last 30):

“To do deals with the Government you need contacts.. a good part
of businessman and the Venezuelan population have civilian intelligence and National
Guard identifications as a way of protecting yourself, among other reasons”

He claims to have had them since 1994, which somehow in his
ethical mind makes it ok. You know, once a thief always a thief or something
like that in this guy’s very peculiar view of the world.

And to prove his bona fide credentials, he testified that
Duran asked him to contact the Tax Superintendent to see if he could provide
the appropriate documents to justify the cash in the suitcase.

Wait! I am confused! I thought this was all CIA? Or was it
FBI? You mean the cash was real?

I guess the only thing missing was for this witness, whose
best credential was his friendship with Duran and his funny dealings with the
Venezuelan Government, to say that he also carried suitcases full of cash
around.

He may have, but he could not admit it, he is a US citizen
after all.

Which proves that the robolution is fairly open and an equal
opportunity corrupter. Everyone no matter what your nationality or political
beliefs can saner and participate.

Jeez , I wish I had the time to put in a poll like Daniel
and Quico and ask my readers a few questions:

—How many Venezuelan Intelligence Police credentials have
you had in your life?

—How many National Guard credentials do you currently own?

—In your experience is it worth having them?

—How many of you know Duran, Kauffmann or Antonini?

—How many of you know a Minister, Vice-Minister, Tax
Superintendent or major Government official?

—How many of you need a credential and/or contact to make
a living in Venezuela.

—Do you consider yourself corrupt, a little corrupt or
honest?

—Have you ever had lunch with Chavez?

Who knows, you may still have time for an all expenses paid
trip to Miami courtesy of Duran’s defense and you don’t know it! And you get
your travel dollars at the official rate of exchange!

More bizarre things are already taking place, no?


The world according to the robolution: Kudos to Guido

October 7, 2008


According
to Venezuela’s Minister of the Interior and Justice
, Tarek Al Aissami, the
guy carrying the suitcase, Guido Antonini, is both an FBI and a CIA agent, in his
own precise words: “He is an agent of the FBI and a member of the CIA”.

Kudos to Mr. Antonini, who by now must be considered to be like Maxwell
Smart, Super Agent 86 by either of those agencies. Kudos, because this car
mechanic who only ten years ago was toiling in the car repair shops of the town
of La Victoria, Aragua State, managed thanks to his demonstrated abilities to
be hired by the FBI and have his membership to the CIA accepted, which I
imagine requires some form of dispensation from the US Attorney General or even
the top boss himself. Because after all, the FBI can only work in the US and
the CIA only outside that country, so that Antonini must have some sort of very special
treatment.

And he clearly deserves it due to his accomplishments in his short life
as an agent/super spy. In particular, I imagine that given the repeated
failures of the CIA all over the world, Super Agent Antonini is truly special.
He has not only succeeded in his missions, but he also managed to become a
millionaire in the process, trap the Venezuelan and Argentinean Government and
their respective oil companies and screw his former friends.

And all of that single-handedly and covertly.

In the early stage of his career, Antonini had to get close to his
old friend Franklin Duran as a way of reaching Carlos Kauffmann and partner with
them to get rich enough to be independently wealthy. He was quite successful at
this, partnering with them in a number of deals selling weapons and security
systems to Venezuelan companies as well as advising them with their
petrochemical company Venoco, even if he knew nothing about that business. But
much like Super Agent 86 and Jack Bauer of “24”, Antonini can get into Google
and learn the ropes quite fast for any business he so desires. In fact, in his last and fateful trip, Antonini supposedly was invited not only to carry the suitcase, but also to discuss Chavez’ brainchild the “Gasoducto del Sur”, a pipeline to carry non-existent Venezuelan natural gas to Argentina.

Antonini worked on this in parallel with developing Government connections. He
befriended the Governor of Cojedes State, members of the Board of PDVSA, Uruguayan
Government officials and Argentinean Government officials. To his surprise,
this actually led to more money. Thanks to the Governor of Cojedes, who he
wanted to use only politically, he got in the middle of a project by which
Venezuela would build houses in Uruguay. No houses were ever built, after all what does the Chavez Government kinow about the subject, but now
Duran accuses him of taking his half of a US$ 23 million take on their commission
on this project.

At this point, came Antonini’s most daring gamble, suggesting, I imagine, in casual
conversation that they begin carrying suitcases full of cash to help their
political buddies all over South America. Given that he was US citizen, if
caught, that would give him the opening to turn himself in and then tape his
buddies, politicians and partners spewing out their corrupt schemes. Heck, he
could even tangle up Chavez himself, who he had lunch with a couple of times,
even if he wasn’t on the same table. A daring suggestion, but Agent 86 managed to pull it through.

Antonini began carrying suitcases around full of cash, but given the lax
custom procedures in Latin America, he would never get caught. Moreover, they would always take
him in chartered jets hired by PDVSA, the Venezuelan Government and foreign Governments,
so that they would always go in through the VIP gate, where nobody would check
the suitcases. A few times, he even handed over the suitcase to be checked, but
he was waved through with that gesture so common in Latin America which clearly
says “Please don’t bother me and make me work, just move forward”. In each trip, Antonini would
slip his hand in the suitcase and grab a few thousand bucks for incidental
expenses.

A new plan had to be implemented. They talked to Hugh Hefner and he
offered an Argentinean
customs agent that was not so bad looking
a contract to appear in that
country’s Playboy magazine, in exchange for checking Antonini’s suitcase.

Then came that fateful day and the rest is history. The suitcase of
Super agent Antonini was opened by Ms. Telpuk and the US$ 800,000 in cash was found.
Just to make it look even worse, he left the half of the money that was his by
law at customs. He even hung around for a couple of days to make it look good
and even went to a cocktail party at the Presidential palace in Buenos Aires, at
which Chavez was present. The food was good and the Malbec was excellent, even
if he always drank Scotch as part of his cover with the robolutionaries.

He then flew to the US where the tape recorders were ready. He asked for help and millions,
and the robolution was willing to deliver. What was one more suitcase? One more
dirty operation? Afew more million in cash? He was after all, one of them, one more corrupt operator and robolutionary that
needed to be financed and protected.

What they did not realize is that he was Guido Antonini. Super Agent 86,
an FBI agent and rank and file member of the CIA. He entrapped them all, friends and foe, Vice-Presidents, Heads of of not so Intelligence Offices and the like. He wrote to Chavez and got a response! Even Minsiter Al Aissami called his buddies!

He was in the end, the best CIA operator of the last few decades. He did all of this alone. Not bad for a car mechanic from La Victoria.

Kudos
to him, kudos to “Maxwell” Antonini, Super Agent 86!

Next stop for Super Agent 86? It’s unclear, too many problems in the world and he
could fix them all: Iran, Russia, Iraq or even Pakistan.


Flowering suddenly picks up

October 5, 2008

Flowering really picked up after the Miranda exhibit, here are some samples:

   

Left: A nice Cattleya Aclandiae from Brazil. Right: Oncidium Millaki x Oncidium Ornitrryncum

   

Left: My very nice Cattleya Warnerii concolor from Brazil. Right: A nice Cattleya Lueddemanianna

   

Left: Chocleata Amazonica from Central Americana. Right: Cattleya Intermedia from Brazil

  

Left” First floweing of a very nice Cattleya Walkeriana. Right: Cattleya Lueddemanianna