Quotes from the crypt: Amazing statements from the revolution

January 24, 2005

Hugo Chavez on Condolencia Rice (verbatim):


“Give me the “I can do it” (reading) method, to send it to Condolencia, who continues to show she is a total illiterate. It seems that she dreams with me, I am capable of inviting her to a meeting to see what happens with me. First she said she was mad. The next day she said she was sad and depressed because of Chavez. Oh daddy! Forget about me. What bad luck that lady has. I won’t do that sacrifice for the country. Let someone else do it. Cristobal Jimenez, Nicolas Maduro or Juan Barreto, who is single”


 


MVR deputy Iris Varela


 


“Anyone that does not march today is a lackey of George Bush and Uribe…the kidnapping of our brother Granda is treason”


 


Ministry of Finance communiqué:


 


“The Venezuelan Government will notify (the payment) through United States newspaper The Financial Times”


 


With contributions like this to this blog, I don’t even have to think.

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