The Devil's Excrement

The theory of the mini skirt by Fernando Luis Egaña, taken from yesterday’s Tal Cual

The main spokesmen of the chavista regime-specially the vice-Rangel and, of course, the “major microphone”- have a curious way of explaining and interpreting the relevant events of our mega crisis. Specially those caused by themselves.

The reasoning is very similar to the rapist who alter committing a crime says it is not his fault but the woman who was recently raped “for wearing a mini-skirt”

 
Thus, for example, CADIVI (the exchange control office) only hands in 0.6% of the foreign currency that the Venezuelan economy requires, the responsibility is not that of Hernandez Behrens (its Head), nor the presumed “exchange controls” (more like a suppression) but of the companies and the people that for some stubborn and suspicious reason are refusing to receive any foreign currency. If economic activity drops 29%, Chavez and his Government have nothing to do with that. How can you even think that! To Miraflores is a coup-related conspiracy of the only private sector on planet Earth whose only purpose is to ruin themselves down to the ashes.

The Conac (Cultural Institution) of Farruco Sesto censors a piece of art selected for Venice’s bi-annual show, and it is done, because that “piece” is synonymous of intolerance and as such goes against creative freedom.

If the opposition rallies in the West of Caracas or in Petare are attacked with the procedural violence of the oficialist thugs, of course, it was “due to the “legitimate defense” in the face of the fascist provocation of Henry Ramos or Enrique Mendoza.

If Prosecutor Plaza and General Lucas prepare a legalese offensive to throw against the freedom of demonstration it is “obvious” that they are doing to honor human rights and the participative doctrine and the leading role of the Constitution.

And it is in this way ad infinitum, in all topics that there can be. In Chavez’ and company revolutionary pick up game, the victim is the victimary, the agresee is the aggressor, the cart leads the oxen and, in the same way General Gomez one whispered “what’s the fault of the stick if the frog jumps and kills itself with it”

The worst part about this logic is that it wraps cynicism so daring that a few people of good faith end up, if not believing, at least doubting.

”It appears that both sides are right” a compadre of mine told me, like Hamlet, alter listening to the justification of Miraflores of his own excesses

The theory of the mini skirt, thanks God, being tiresome, being absurd, or I don’t know why, only works up to a certain and determined point. Going over the limit, it only convinces the fanatics. Then, the more it is applied, the more it is discredited. I hope to believe we are there.

I identify completely with what is going on in Teheran, it is amazing how I can visualize it so easily, sounds just like home.. The news tonight reminds me so much of Caracas many times during the last year, except repression there is more open and harsher. Even the bias in the Reuters report is similar. It makes it sound as if the US is leading the way in these protests. But these people are simply fed up the same way we are in Venezuela, except they have suffered longer. If any Iranians read this: Remember don’t count on anyone to come and help, you will have to do it yourself. For news and links check out Persianboy, Blogiran, Persianblogger Chronicles, Iran testimony and a bunch of links at buzzmachine. Check out the pictures in this blog of a burned out dormitory. There is also a video at an MIT site.  Lot’s of stuff to catch up with if you are interested. I am just waiting for the leftists of the world to come and defend the poor guys from the Iranian Government and how this minority is protesting and does not reflect the view of the majority of Iranians and the US is interfering. Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.

The Government and the opposition approved the minutes of the National Assembly of Tuesday June 3d. unanimously with the modifications proposed by the opposition. The minutes of the sessions which the opposition considered illegal were not voted on and the Assembly is now discussing other business. Supposedly this implies those sessions never took place. This was part of an agreement reached between the opposition and the Government. I understand that MVR did not have a majority for approval leading to today’s result. Hopefully this temporary democratic sanity will prevail from now on.

For those that missed it, the highest cynic in the land, Vice-President Jose Vicente Rangel, said yesterday in El Universal (page A-2):

“I like to provoke stupid reactions making up phrases for the enjoyment of my adversaries. I deliberately act many times to provoke. Stupidity has no limits. I tell my friends many times I am going to say this thing and I know exactly how they are going to respond. I have many hours flying”

Well, perhaps Mr. Rangel in his immense stupidity and cynicism does not realize that he is the Vice-President of Venezuela and we expect him to say the truth and act democratically. He is not running a TV show to entertain people, but is running a country. As Tal Cual says today, now that we know he lies, should we pay attention at all? Rangel also suggests there is no time for the recall referendum; we should choose not to believe him, no?

Interesting article by Manuel Malaver over at Luis de Lion’s website. Still trying to figure our whether Malaver is using some literary latitude in his imaging or he has good information. He is a very serious reporter and is typically well informed. Still can’t tell whether this is true:

“Meanwhile, Chavez disguised as a general ready for combat, and from the terrace of a building in La Urbina, as well as surrounded by his revolutionary Chiefs of Staff, by the also General Garcia Ponce, the colonels, Red Devil Vivas, Papi Papi, Dumbell Carreno and the Sparkle commandent, was giving orders with huge binocualrs this way and counter orders the other way, sending ciphered messages that a counteintelligence station managed by General Pogioli was decripting….”

I can just imagine Chavez playing war, it is the only thing he has ever done.

Reportedly, Deputy Liuigi D’Angelo who had refused to vote for the approval of the minutes of the spurious meeting of the National Assembly in El Calvario will vote tomorrow to approve them. There are two possibilities, either Dep. D’Angelo was bought off or he had a brain transplant over the weekend, after all the explanations he gave about his refusal to approve the minutes. We will see. If approved only the Supreme Court can now save the country from being a formal dictatorship.

In my mind, no Venezuelan politician has been more pragmatic and has made used of common sense better than Teodoro Petkoff. Petkoff saved Caldera’s Government from sinking. Unfortunately for him, and for us, oil prices dropped just when things were getting better. Teodoro’s common sense and rationality comes through in today’s Editorial in Tal Cual (by subscription). Some highlights:

“The best demonstration that everything they said (Chavez and Rangel) is false is that while they were both screaming that the organizers were to blame, the event proceeded peacefully, a few blocks away from where the band of thugs destroyed with impunity the police module and was trying to break the police barrier to attack the opposition rally.”

“If these “heroes of the revolution” had not acted, nothing would have happened. Nobody from the rally went over to attack the police or the National Guard.  No one went from the rallyto throw tear gas in front of the hospital. Rangel’s argument that it had been suggested to the organizers that the rally take place elsewhere and not near the hospital is cheap cynicism.”

“If the rally had taken place elsewhere there would have been no agression? Why the hell didn’t they suggest to their supporters not to attack the rally? Why didn’t “daddy’s son” who happens to be Mayor of the Municipality and directs the police, control and stop their supporters from going overboard?…What do they pretend, that the Hitlerian thesis of the opposition being confined to the residential areas of the East be accepted? Once again, they have used the argument that raped women are to blame for the rape. According to Rangel and Chavez, the opposition “provokes” the peaceful thugs that support them because they have rallies in “Chavista territory”

“Before anything, Gentlemen, get off that cloud. It has been a while since there has been no “Chavista territory”. Those that acted in Petare are nothing but organized thugs, nothing spontaneous and quite reduced of mercenary activists, and they counted with the passivity, if not complicity of the authorities that are supposed to maintain public order and guarantee the right of the opposition to hold its rally. “

“What is making both Rangel and Chavez nervous is that there is an opposition that makes an effort of acting within democratic territory and separates itself from the coupsters.”

Well said, particularly the part about the RIGHTS of the opposition, which the Government seems to think don’t exist.

In my mind, no Venezuelan politician has been more pragmatic and has made used of common sense better than Teodoro Petkoff. Petkoff saved Caldera’s Government from sinking. Unfortunately for him, and for us, oil prices dropped just when things were getting better. Teodoro’s common sense and rationality comes through in today’s Editorial in Tal Cual (by subscription). Some highlights:

“The best demonstration that everything they said (Chavez and Rangel) is false is that while they were both screaming that the organizers were to blame, the event proceeded peacefully, a few blocks away from where the band of thugs destroyed with impunity the police module and was trying to break the police barrier to attack the opposition rally.”

“If these “heroes of the revolution” had not acted, nothing would have happened. Nobody from the rally went over to attack the police or the National Guard.  No one went from the rallyto throw tear gas in front of the hospital. Rangel’s argument that it had been suggested to the organizers that the rally take place elsewhere and not near the hospital is cheap cynicism.”

“If the rally had taken place elsewhere there would have been no agression? Why the hell didn’t they suggest to their supporters not to attack the rally? Why didn’t “daddy’s son” who happens to be Mayor of the Municipality and directs the police, control and stop their supporters from going overboard?…What do they pretend, that the Hitlerian thesis of the opposition being confined to the residential areas of the East be accepted? Once again, they have used the argument that raped women are to blame for the rape. According to Rangel and Chavez, the opposition “provokes” the peaceful thugs that support them because they have rallies in “Chavista territory”

“Before anything, Gentlemen, get off that cloud. It has been a while since there has been no “Chavista territory”. Those that acted in Petare are nothing but organized thugs, nothing spontaneous and quite reduced of mercenary activists, and they counted with the passivity, if not complicity of the authorities that are supposed to maintain public order and guarantee the right of the opposition to hold its rally. “

“What is making both Rangel and Chavez nervous is that there is an opposition that makes an effort of acting within democratic territory and separates itself from the coupsters.”

Well said, particularly the part about the RIGHTS of the opposition, which the Government seems to think don’t exist.

Hugo Chavez was his usual Dicatorial self on his Sunday nationwide address, threatening to intervene the police of Caracas as well as that of Miranda state, proving once again thta his concept of separation of powers is flimsy at best. Even funnier, if t were not so grotesque, the President accused the Governor of Miranda State Enrique Mendoza of “having” armored vehicles and he clarified that that was the reason why he had anti-tank missiles surrounding the presidential palace. Chavez’ speech was clearly aimed at one of the biggest leaders of the opposition. Mendoza is the leading candidate in the polls together with Henrique Salas Romer. Chavez’ threat to violate the law, also violates the agreement signed between the Government and the opposition in May, but what else is new? Separately the Mayor of the Metropolitan area said Cahvez’ threat was absurd, after all the military intervention of his police has never ceased.

Daniel provides his description of everyday life in a city of the interior of Venezuela in the current crisis.