This is a literal translation of the beginning of Hugo Chavez’ Sunday program “Alo Presidente” last Sunday:
“I am leaving. I have decided to advance 2021. This Alo Presidente! Is to say goodbye to all of you ladies and gentlemen. I have my hammock here. I have come to Barinas because today I will resign from the Presidency. Jose Vicente Rangel, you take charge of the Presidency and I will stay here under the shadow of a tree. Chao, pescao (something like see you later, alligator!)…….This is my joke of the day of the innocent saint’s day (our equivalent of April fool’s)
Can he get more tasteless than this?

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