These imaginary dialogues could have been part of the comments section of this blog:
-January 2004, Juan Chavista and Pepe Opposition meet to have coffee:
JuanCh: You see, I knew there was fraud, Chavez is saying it.
PepeOpp: Come on Juan, just because Chavez says it does not make it true.
JuanCh: But you have to admit the signatures have the same calligraphy so it needs to be investigated.
PepeOpp: But the international observers saw the person gathering the signatures writing the names
JuanCh: Didn’t you see the four cases Chávez showed on Sunday.
PepeOpp: That does not prove anything; it’s only a small sample.
JuanCh: Let’s do an audit of all the signatures
PepeOpp: That’s ridiculous and a waste of time.
JuanCh: It isn’t a waste of time, if it clears the air.
PepeOpp: But a sample will tell you the truth.
JuanCh: But Rodriguez said a sample was not valid.
PepeOpp: What does Rodriguez knows about statistics, he is a psychiatrist.
JuanCh: You guys just have to be patient, what’s the rush?
PepeOpp: The rush is this is going to take forever and that’s not good for the country.
JuanCh: Why don’t you accept the truth, there was fraud and you did not get the signatures.
-August 2004, Juan Chavista and Pepe Opposition meet to have an arepa:
PepeOpp: You see, I knew there was fraud, the CD is saying it.
JuanCh: Come on Pepe, just because the CD says it does not make it true.
PepeOpp: But you have to admit the results are funny, so it needs to be investigated.
JuanCh: But the international observers saw the lines of Chavistas and said the results match.
PepeOpp: Didn’t you see the coincidences and the exit polls the CD showed.
JuanCh: does not prove anything, it’s only a small sample and who believes in exit polls.
PepeOpp: Let’s do an audit of all the votes
JuanCh: It’s ridiculous and a waste of time.
PepeOpp: It isn’t a waste of time, if it clears the air.
JuanCh: But a sample will tell you the truth.
PepeOpp: How do you know where the fraud took place and if the boxes were changed?
PepeOpp: You guys just have to be patient, what’s the rush?
JuanCh: The rush is this is going to take forever and that’s not good for the country.
PepeOpp: Why don’t you accept the truth, there was fraud and the “Si” won.