Another good article in El Universal by Elides J. Rojas. Part I is here.
Another report, Fidel by Elides J. Rojas
Dear commander. From Caracas and more concerned than before I am sending you this second report.
The disguise of alphabetization is going well. Some noise, but they are buying it. We already spoke to Chacon, the coupster that fired a lot of people in Channel 8 (The Government channel). Now he is the Minister of Information. He will make another training video. They have laughed a lot about that. People say it looks like the Chavo neighbor (a TV character) and say the instructor looks just like a women called Reina del Campo, down to the flowers in the skirt and everything. There are some possible candidates from the classroom, quite rural, but they play their role well in the National Assembly. The best part is, they still believe the tale of the revolution. We will not get involved with that.
The guys from the party do need urgent attention. They only think about something they identify as the “stew” . (Guiso in Spanish). I thought it was food. It is not that. It is just like in Cuba, but with a different name. The problem is that in the third contract they are already riding in a Mercedes, like yours, going around Barinas state. It can’t work like this. I explained to the tactical command of the revolution that there are two types of thieves: the corrupt ones that we fight against in our speeches and the revolutionary thief, ours, the one that has to administer himself with the best dumb face that it can find. We insisted with Lucas but nothing happened. He has assumed the compromise to speak more in public to promote respect for the Robinson Mission (The name of the alphabetization campaign).
On the other stuff, what we came for, there is no progress. The doctors are not doing well. The other day they left a ripped sock in the stomach of a lady. And Peter, the cardiologist, has set up a stand to sell herbs. He even has a phone line 800-SPELL. I am trying to catch him. They tell me he even has a Credit card now. Joaquin, the orthopedist, fixed the legs of a soccer player, but placed the calfs in the front. Romulito the psychiatrist was not doing well since Angola. Here he has collapsed. Otaiza found him a job to supplement his income. I went to see him. He does a spectacular Tongolele (female dancer) in a night club in Guarenas. I think this will be his last mission.
With the educators, a little better, but we have to pressure a little in the firing squad and advanced torture classes. In spying I and II they are doing well, but not so much media sabotage. Jacinta, the teacher from Santiago, the one that taught the explosive experts from Liberia to read, is acting very strange. She has reached the extreme of bathing everyday, combs her hair and wears perfume. I saw her, my God! With a spectacular mini skirt and a handkerchief, brother, a handkerchief around her neck. But don’t worry, I threatened her with taking her kid away and sending him to take a Kamikaze course with Osama. In PDVSA, we have placed some Managers and we are driving some ships. They all have id papers. The takeover is going very well.
Your son, the guy from the plains is still worrying me. He is a born capitalist. I discovered that he has 18 billion dollars under lock and an Airbus that not even comrade Saddam has. He is confused. A while back, in a parade he dared to tell some military guy that he was their commander in Chief. To some civilians in a theater, that he was the President of Venezuela. How abusive! You have to talk to him.
Well, boss, I hope to have better news next time. Say hello to Tiro Fijo, I have not seen him since we exploded the pipeline last year.
The Devil's Excrement 
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