Hugo Chavez: We are not coupsters, we are revolutionaries.
Yes, we know that for you the end justify the means
Freddy Bernal (Mayor of Libertador Municipality): At least we went to jail for our coup.
We are still waiting for Chavez’s Government to jail General Lucas Rincon, the Commander in Chief who told the country”The President was asked to resigned, which he accepted”. By the way Weren’t you also pardoned and never tried?
Omar Mora (President of the Supreme Court): The 4th. of February (1992) was a rebellion, the 11th. of April was a vulgar coup.
Well, I think yours was a bloody coup, the other one was a peaceful rebellion followed by three coups. Now, in my mind they were all very vulgar.
Omar Mora: I would have never been a Justice under the 61 Constitution, despite aspiring to be one and being proposed a few times. I was always left out.
Which goes to show the Fourth Republic was wiser and better than what they want everyone to think.
Andres Izarra (Minister of Information): President Chavez has not announced that the country will sell CITGO, only that they are considering what to do with that business.
Well, Chavez used the word “vender”, referring to CITGO. You should stop telling him everything; he just can’t keep a secret.
Nicolas Maduro (President of the National Assembly): The US could be behind the suspension of Uribe’s trip to meet Chavez.
It’s called omnipresence. All good comes from Chavez, all bad from US, even diarrea
The Devil's Excrement 
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