There is a family from Zulia State, last name Gonzalez, that
should be the subject of studies by Statisticians and the like for
their ability to give birth on the same day. You see, according to the
Electoral Registry, 2002 Gonzalez’ were born
on the same day and year March 15th. 1974. Even more amazing, 1887 of
them haver registered in the same state of Zulia under Chavez’ flash ID
campaign by the Government before the recall vote in 2004, instead of
doing it when they should have. But these guys are really, really good.
On top of that 409 are registered to vote TWICE. Isn’t that wonderful?
In
the Electoral Registry, as handed over by the CNE to the politocal
parties, 2.8 million people have no address, which is against the law,
this is the first thing you have to provide in order to know where you
vote. 476,800 have new ID cards and thirteen thousand or so are
registered to vote simultaneously in two different electoral centers.
And
then, of course, there is the mystery of the new Minister of
Information and Communications Yuri Pimentel. He is too old for his cedula (ID) number:
| DATOS DEL REGISTRO ELECTORAL PERMANENTE (REP) | |
| Cédula: | V-21759900 |
| Nombre: | PIMENTEL MOURA YURI ALEXANDRE |
| Centro: | LICEO MANUEL PALACIOS FAJARDO |
| Dirección: | ZONA CENTRAL AL LADO CENTRAL MADEIRENSE |
| Estado: | DTTO. CAPITAL |
| Municipio: | MP. LIBERTADOR |
| Parroquia: | PQ. 23 DE ENERO |
Moreover, Yuri did
not vote in the recall referendum last year. It is not necessary for a
person to be born in Venezuela to be a Minister, but did Yuri become
Venezuelan last year? Where is he from? Why hasn’t the Government
explained this? Go figure for a Government that claims to defend
sovereignty in every nook and cranny (but doesn’t!) !
The Devil's Excrement 
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