Just think,
unless you live in Venezuela, starting tomorrow, we will never have the
same time, as we are switching back half an hour starting tonight so
that we can enjoy all of these revolutionary advantages(Decree 5653 of November 26th. 2007):
unless you live in Venezuela, starting tomorrow, we will never have the
same time, as we are switching back half an hour starting tonight so
that we can enjoy all of these revolutionary advantages(Decree 5653 of November 26th. 2007):
“Better
take advantage of solar light in our daily engagement in the areas of
health, organic (?), functional, intellectual, productive and
ecological and so that we are involved less in risk situations and
accidents associated with darkness, as well as having more time with
solar light for family, social and recreational coexistence…at the same
time, this will translate in saving of electric energy, reduction of
combustibles associated with the generation of that energy, as well as
the reduction in the emission of contaminant gases in the atmosphere…”
take advantage of solar light in our daily engagement in the areas of
health, organic (?), functional, intellectual, productive and
ecological and so that we are involved less in risk situations and
accidents associated with darkness, as well as having more time with
solar light for family, social and recreational coexistence…at the same
time, this will translate in saving of electric energy, reduction of
combustibles associated with the generation of that energy, as well as
the reduction in the emission of contaminant gases in the atmosphere…”
Of
course, that will all be given back every afternoon after we drive home
in the dark, get home in the dark, etc. Of course, the effects will be
different in Maracaibo and Margarita, so that in the end it may make
little difference. But hey! This is a revolution and we want to be
different (even if we now can’t be socialist) and worry about
irrelevant problems, because important problems are really hard to
solve and require people with expertise and management capabilities. So
crime, poverty, food production and the like will be taken care of in
the third decade of the revolution.
course, that will all be given back every afternoon after we drive home
in the dark, get home in the dark, etc. Of course, the effects will be
different in Maracaibo and Margarita, so that in the end it may make
little difference. But hey! This is a revolution and we want to be
different (even if we now can’t be socialist) and worry about
irrelevant problems, because important problems are really hard to
solve and require people with expertise and management capabilities. So
crime, poverty, food production and the like will be taken care of in
the third decade of the revolution.
See you in half an hour…or something like that.
The Devil's Excrement 
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