As you know, CADIVI, the foreign exchange control office, will now ask people to justify how they spent their cash advance or withdrawals while traveling. The law currently places no restrictions whatsoever on what you may spend the cash on or not and does not specify you have to get receipts for this expenditures, Below, the Devil’s Excrement, as a public service, takes a bold prediction for the top ten excuses found in the CADIVI files of how Venezuelans spent their $500 after one year. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
(Amounts may vary according to the age and sex of the recipient of the $500 in cash)
10) 25 cents when I bought a newspaper at a machine on the street
9) Bought a $5 pen from a blind man at the airport
8) Gave $ 10 to a homeless person on the street
7) Paid the valet $5 at a Restaurant
6) Gave a $10 tip at the airport
5) Bought some hot dogs at the ball game
4) Bought $50 in lottery tickets
3) Gave 20 bucks at church
2) Spent 100 bucks on a prostitute
1) Gambled away 500 dollars at an Indian casino
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