The revolution never ceases to amaze with its deeds and words

March 14, 2008

It was one of those days when one gets simply incredulous at what is said and done by the revolution. Among the highlights:

—Minister of the Interior and Justice Rodriguez Chacin found a novel and original explanation for the shortages in Venezuela, which he gave to the Government’s TV station VTV: “The US is in a war with us and they are blocking the purchase of food and military parts”. I imagine we will hear this one more often as the Government can’t solve the problem with shortages.

—And El Universal uses the annual report of the Ministry of Education to conclude that there were 2.5 million fewer students in 2007 than in 2006. The reason? According to the same report, the number of students enrolled in the educational “Misiones” went down by 2.4 million students. I guess the cheerleaders of the revolution are likely to tell us that they are all well educated by now. Yeah, sure!

—And the more the Government creates shortages, the more it believes the solution resides in even more intervention and participation by the Government in the production of foodstuffs. Today the Government announced another purchase of a diary company, it was Lacteos Los Andes’ turn to be bought off by an inefficient and incompetent Government. I don’t know who I should feel worse for, the workers that are likely to lose jobs slowly over time or the Venezuelan people that will see more and more shortages as these companies are destroyed by bad management and corruption. Remember Invepal? Remember the sugar processing plants? Just watch…

—And you have to love it when the Minister of Finance says that his objective is to bring the parallel market rate down to Bs. 3.5 per US$. I thought it was illegal to talk about “that” market. I certainly hope his parallel market objective is a little better than his inflation objective of 11% for the year. I also wish him good luck with all of the new bond he plans to issue his year, maybe he is ot aware of the liquidity problems in international credit markets. I do hope Bear Stearns is not the investment bank leading the sale in April.

—And remember the guy who was supposed to be a guerrilla member and none other than the Minsiter of the Interior and Justice (again) told us he was not? Well, based on the fingerprints that the same Minister gave Colombian authorities, it turns out they are not only members of the FARC but part of the High Command of the 38th. Front of the FARC. Do these guys even check things out before they speak?

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