Stern Government Warning: Don’t eat your ballot on Sunday or else!

February 11, 2009

And in a bizarro piece of news, General Gonzalez Gonzalez, the same one that held a press conference to deny the undeniable and who is in charge of the voting logistics on Sunday, warned Venezuelan citizens that anyone eating his/her ballots on Sunday’s referendum would be jailed.

Said the General: “They have eaten them. This is an electoral crime”

Clearly the General has the best interests of Venezuelan citizens in mind. Who knows, the ink from the machines may be poison or when they extract it, your vote’s secrecy may be lost.

These guys really have their priorities straight.

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