A new attempt on the president life foiled!.
This is an exclusive picture of the counter revolutionaries that were planning to send a couple of balloons to the presidential palace. Clearly the intention was to kill the president by scaring him. After all, balloon in spanish is also the word for bomb… 
Venezuelan intelligence, security and millitary agencies foiled the third attempt on the President’s life in two weeks on Thursday. According to a report on the Tyromaniac, agents from DIM, DISIP, DUMB and DUMBER, foiled the attempt when they apprehended the three mercenaries shown in the picture above. Note the dangerous weapons, while they may seem like balloons, in Spanish these devices are called “bombas” which speaks for itself. These mercenaries are clearly of foreign origin, note that the paper bags over their faces are Colombian made, the sweater is from GAP and note how the colors of the Venezuelan flag are inverted, a mistake a Venezuelan would never make. Note also the chinese characters on the boxes on the right. Unfortunately, the mercenaries escaped as the pictures were being taken by intelligence agents, as they clinged to the balloons and just floated away over the mountains that surround Caracas.
The Devil's Excrement 
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