Archive for May 29th, 2011

New Scientific Paper: Meniscus-Induced Verbal Constipation With Totally Silenced Venezuelan Media

May 29, 2011

For two to three weeks, the most loquacious President in the planet has been silent. But for his daily 140 character message in the novel medium called Twitter, whose authorship can not even be confirmed, there has been total silence from the All Mighty, even when given a brilliant chance to blast the big, bad enemy.

The cause of all this? The big guy has a knee ailment…

Yeap, sure, as the diagram above shows the brain is connected to the knee.

By the arrow…

But nobody says anything. The press is quiet. Muzzled, Fearful. TV? Not even you know who mentions it. We don’t seem to have the right to know. It appears we could go until January 2013 without seeing the guy and reading tweets from him explaining how bad that pain is. So bad, that he can’t even sit on a chair in front of a desk, like he usually does any way, to let his mouth go.


Haven’t found the direct connection between meniscus and mouth, but I probably don’t understand medical terms sufficiently well.

But the pantomime goes on. Somebody must be running the country (Maybe not…), but in the era of transparency and openness, nobody asks who it is, nobody asks why and all we get are silly explanations.

Yeah, sure, knee problems cause verbal incontinence. A new ailment for science journals. maybe I should publish it.

Only in the revolution can this happen and we are so gullible and repressed, nobody even argues it.