—Caracas Mayor Juan Barreto: (Sunday):”There are no invasions in Caracas, there are urban occupations”
(Today):”I will apply all of the weight of the law (??) to the invaders”
That’s easy, no invasions, nobody to apply all of the weight of law…
—The Minister of Infrastructure: “The viaduct displaces itself 4.7 centimeters per day”
In twenty nine years it will reach the other side and problem solved..
—Peru’s President Toledo: “Chavez should respect Peru’s internal political problems…He is not the President of Latin America”
Vice-President Rangel: “Toledo’s opinions are biased by his Government’s failure”
I guess Latin America also has a Vice President
—Finance Minister Merentes: “We will buy all of the bonds that Argentina wants to sell us”
That’s what Wall Street investors did in the 90’s until they realized Argentina could not pay the almost US$ 200 billion in debt and defaulted. Investors lost their shirt. Will the Government lose our shirt?
–Hugo Chavez (El Nacional A-2): “Oligarchies have always said soldiers are dumb, gorillas, burly sargents”
Not true, this has always been the opinion of almost all Venezuelans, where do you think the term gorilla comes from?
The Devil's Excrement 
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