With his characteritics acid wit, Elides Rojas sings his praise for the trocha and what it means
We are all the trail (trocha) by Elides Rojas in El
Universal
Almost eight years of revolution. Between pushes and shoves,
the process advances and, to the general joy of all, it leaves a long trail of
achievements that will be the fundamental endorsement to go way over the ten
million votes and insure the reign until 2031, as is the wish of the
undisputable leader of the continent.
And thanks God it
will be like that. The announced referendum to establish the monarchy will have
the same features that frame the process of December 4th.: unfair advantages,
excess money and a CNE ready, transparent and dignified in these times of
democratic modernity. Besides having a luxurious candidate for eternal chief
and, as it corresponds, ready to compete face to face, with fears and in
equality of conditions with the best there is. That’s the way it is. A man who
wants to battle with the most powerful nation in the world, followed by a bunch
of fat and out of shape military officers and backed by popular forces which
are poorer and older and which have been called to be part of the reserves, is
, without any doubt, brave, a hero, an illustrious person. So much cold blood
and disposition for a war with clear disadvantages, makes us think that the
candidate for perpetual mandate will have not inconvenients in carrying out the
electoral task and in reaffirmation of that warrior nobility, he will fight
with fairness. It is the least you can expect from a figure of so much temple
and vocation for justice.
But, besides that invincible personal inner strength, almost
epical, of which he has too much of, there are accomplishments, public works,
legacy. Worldly stuff, it is true, but we are talking about a leader whose
perspective is way above cement buildings or roads. His vision is, as in effect
he has shown, cosmic, interplanetary.
Nevertheless, despite his high level of experience, something
filters down to our humble and earthly levels.
The list of accomplishments is as long as the battles fought against powerful
dragons and terrible conspirators.
We have beautiful vertical chicken coops, thousands and thousands
of homes for the poor of the process. So many new roofs that there is even
enough for Cuba, Jamaica
or anyone that asks. Jobs even for the Iranians. A strong and respected
currency. The most modern road network of the whole galaxy. Reliable water and
electricity. A shielded judicial system. Zero Corruption. Full social harmony.
The most capable invaders of buildings and land of the whole galaxy. The most accurate
and heartless criminal’s of the whole solar system. The most effective schemes
in history for the cleaning and maintenance of cities that have been developed.
The international center for welfare with the largest world reach was created,
with Cuba
as its principal objective and as a target of the most sublime generosity. We have
entered the elite of international squabblers. We are leaders, by far, in the emotional
wear and of screwing with people’s patience, both internally and externally.
But the pinnacle on the matter of public works is taken by the Trocha of the Americas, with all
of the sabotage of the CIA, Carmona Estanga and the coups of the opposition. The
trocha, you should know, is also made with the fiber of heroes, even if it can
not take even a small sprinkle of water. It is the reflection of the master designs
of the revolution for the country: inefficiency, shoddiness, improvisation, all
those stones and a lot of fibbing propaganda.
We are all the trail!
The Devil's Excrement 
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