–The Vice-President: “There are no shortages of foodstuffs”
Has anyone seen black beans anywhere?
—The Minister of Interior and Justice: “We will investigate hoarding of foodstuffs”
But there are no shortages.
–The Vice-President: “We will impose th Dictatorship of Democracy”
Huhh?
—The Minister of Defense: “We will be blunt with the hoarders”
But I thought there were no shoratges…

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