Celebrating February 4th. 1992 Factoid #5: Revolutionary double speak

February 4, 2007

–The Vice-President: “There are no shortages of foodstuffs”

Has anyone seen black beans anywhere?

The Minister of Interior and Justice: “We will investigate hoarding of foodstuffs”

But there are no shortages.

–The Vice-President: “We will impose th Dictatorship of Democracy”

Huhh?

The Minister of Defense: “We will be blunt with the hoarders”

But I thought there were no shoratges…

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