Archive for April 2nd, 2013

Tales From Maduro’s Mind: Chavez’ Little Bird Apparition

April 2, 2013

(Video also here)

You can’t make this corny, stupid, silly stuff up. Interim President Maduro says that this morning he went to a small chapel made out of wood (Where? Made out of wood. Really Nicolas? He was also alone, praying, sure Nicolas, we believe you) and a little bird came in and chirped at him (Maduro repeats the sounds and everything) and he whistled back the same pretty chirp. And then comes the jump into the mystical, it was Chavez, he felt the spirit, blessing the campaign, yada yada yada…

Really, hard to make this stuff up. Hard to even think of saying such things.

Chig├╝ire Bipolar gives up making jokes, says it is really hard to make things up after Maduro saying this.